In my office building, IBM occupies floors 1 & 2 and Google occupies floors 3 & 4. After our crazy power outages last month, we had to take the stairs for a few days because the elevators weren't back in service yet. As I was climbing past an IBM floor, I noticed a piece of paper on their door that read, "IBM: The world leader in pretty much everything."
Below that someone (a passing Googler, presumably) had written in pencil, "Except search!" And below that, someone had written, "Just wait!"